Saturday, November 1, 2008

SHORT NORTH HIGH BALL HALLOWEEN SLASHER!























HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM SHORT NORTH'S HIGHBALL HALLOWEEN 2008
It's believed shortly after the costume contest winners were announced an outraged, losing, poorly dressed Drag Queen took off her broken and very sharp stiletto and began slashing innocent people that were simply watching the contest.

Ouch! Joe L had just finished jamming with the Smashing Pumpkins
and made his way all the way to High Ball in the Short North when the horror began.
In lieu of this most unfortunate and inconceivable incident Joe L was awarded the ZenGenius Halloween Contest. Congratulations Joe!
Everyone should know that Joe L miraculously recovered overnight. Must be that freaky self healing power like that girl, Claire, and now that villain, Syler, from Hero's have. Whew!
Other ZG contest contenders included the infamous !SockMonkey! who was disqualified
for obscene bribes; the lovely and inspiring Priscilla and the KING, two very, very scary characters with unusually odd skin conditions and protruding horns; one pecking and peculiarly popular Chicken girl, the provacative and beautiful Fantasy Bhuto spirit, a Yipey! and Energetic! troupe of fiesty, yet handsome, well dressed Mariachi Band, WHAT THE HELL? KELLY and even an Elvis Bear made a brief, albeit "hot" appearance.
Happy Halloween everyone! Thanks to all of you that celebrated!